It will soon be impossible to go to a dance
without being accompanied by a professional arithmetician.
* * *
It seems that high prices have even put an end to the chicken that
used to cross the road.
* * *
"Only through poverty," says Mr. MAURICE HEWLETT, "will England
thrive." As a result of this statement we understand that several
profiteers have decided to get down to it once again.
* * *
A Japanese arrested at Hull was found to have seven revolvers and two
thousand rounds of ammunition on him. It was pointed out to him that
the War was over long ago.
* * *
A contemporary refers to a romance which ended in marriage. Alas! how
often this happens.
* * *
The United States Government has decided to recognise the present
Mexican Government. Mexican bandits say they had better take a good
look at them while there is yet time.
* * *
A Prohibitionist asserts that Scotland will be dry in five years. Our
own feeling is that these end-of-the-world prognostications should be
prohibited by law.
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